Willie hot water bottle

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Egglings look suspiciously like extra large eggs, but crack 'em open and you'll find everything you need to grow your very own herbs and plants. Now all you need is a pair of ginger balls to go with them for a culinary genital match made in Heaven. It’s like hiding your fingers in the crimped-looking fur of a real one, high up in the Andes with only a poncho to keep the rest of you warm.

When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome.

The house in the centre is hollow so you can fill it up with water and the plants in its "garden" will soak up the water as and when they need it! These glamorous disco ball hanging planters are perfect for groovy gardeners who want to add a bit of funk to their foliage (and who doesn’t?

Pop it in a bright, warm place and keep watering every so often to keep them moist - in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red cock rising out of the soil. We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Hearst UK is the trading name of the National Magazine Company Ltd, 30 Panton Street, Leicester Square, London, SW1Y 4AJ. No more depressing withered leaves, no more unbearable plant-parent shame, just your own miniature thriving allotment!Covered with shimmering mirror mosaics and hung with metal chains, the pots will turn any desk into a dancefloor, any nook into a nightclub. Just crack the top by tapping it with a spoon (or use one of those ridiculous mechanical egg 'openers'), place the Eggling on its terracotta drip tray, add water to the pre-sown peat mixture and place it in a bright spot. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems.

Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill of having your very own obscenely large, hot dick. It’s much larger than expected and despite being purchased as a novelty, works very well as intended. It doesn't get much more iconic than the legendary VW Camper Van; laid-back 60s vibes encapsulated in one timeless design.

From classic rubber styles to high-tech warmers, our range comes in a host of different designs, shapes and sizes.

Llama Pocket Pal Warmer Stop trying to squash your hot water bottle into your coat pockets and start toting this little fella around. After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns.Cut out the cream fleece around the bondaweb heart and iron it onto the centre of one hot-water bottle piece. Simply microwave him before you head out and he’ll keep your fingers functional better than a pair of gloves. You didn't personalize everything, please check the preview and replace the placeholders (or do you like them? But that's not the end of the Eggling, because after transplanting it you can smash the shell and add it to the surrounding soil as fertiliser. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft.